Curse

Starsky-sama · Feb 13, 2006, 02:29 PM // 14:29

"Noooo my rats"
*grabs darkdragon99 and throws him to the ground*
*the blood-thirsty rats advance on him*

Symeon · Feb 13, 2006, 02:48 PM // 14:48

*tssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
*looks at charred pants and bottom half of t-shirt*
*looks at rats*
*grrrr*
*madly starts throwing plates from shelf into the fray*

darkdragon99 · Feb 13, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

*shoots sama in the head with a RPG*
*kills 1000 rats in hand to teeth combat*

Symeon · Feb 13, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

*continues to lob plates, hits darkdragon on the head a few times, not really aiming at anything*

Sir Skullcrasher · Feb 13, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38

*grab a dead rat.. light it on fire*

*Put on stick.. than load it on my sundering stormbow*

*now who want to see me hit King Symeon dead in the eyes with this flaming rat arrow?*

Symeon · Feb 13, 2006, 08:52 PM // 20:52

*uh oh*
*grabs the hose darkdragon was using and frantically sprays it in skullcrasher's direction*
*hose breaks*
*nooo!*
*legs it into the toilets*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 14, 2006, 12:08 AM // 00:08

"this is the second most rats i've ever seen in a bar at once"
*gets a 500 pound bag of rat poison spreads it all over the bar*
"this might hold 'em off just enough time to formulate a strategic strike against them"

darkdragon99 · Feb 14, 2006, 03:16 AM // 03:16

*Sets off a 20 megaton bomb and kills every rat within 20 miles *

I pwnd U · Feb 14, 2006, 03:18 AM // 03:18

"wow this bar has been busy..." *drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 14, 2006, 03:18 AM // 03:18

*smooth move, you ruined the fun dark*
*smahes him in the face with a dead rate*
*notices dead rates are breeding and that there already are 10K more in bar*

I pwnd U · Feb 14, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

"dang it more rats..." *tosses gernade at rats, sips beer as it explodes killing 9.899k rats*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 14, 2006, 03:52 AM // 03:52

"ok, we need to kill most of the rats, but we have to keep some so we have something to do"
*drinks beer and ponders the situation*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 14, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13

*walks back in from the Veranda wearing swim trunks were he was roasting pigs, Drinking Labbatt's and playing with his pet ferrets.... "Hey why are you guys aiming those weapons at me these aren't rats they kill rats.... and rabbits and most other small mammals like er um Darkdragon

. I just came in for more Labbatt's my cooler got emptied by the .. er um nevermind, I just need more brews then I'm going back on the Veranda * Hurridly fills cooler and heads back to the Veranda....

Symeon · Feb 14, 2006, 07:51 AM // 07:51

*content that no-one followed him into the toilets, washes his hands then comes back out*
*wtf the dead rats are coming back alive????? wtf omg haxxxxxx!!!!!!!111*
*someone do something about it, I can't be bothered*
*grabs a beer and downs it*
*has a few more*
*has lots more*
*falls on the floor unconscious*

darkdragon99 · Feb 14, 2006, 12:47 PM // 12:47

*laugh as the undead rats eat king*
"nothing staying dead here is a problem when you have a pest problem"

Two April Mornings · Feb 14, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09

*zombie rats ftw!?*

*takes out shotgun to shoot rats, accidently shoots King in the face like Cheney shot the 73 yr old in the face*

I pwnd U · Feb 14, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35

"rofl we have a stupid VP!!" *shoots as many rats as possible with 12 shots...*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 14, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49

"i think we need to go automatic to effectively get rid of these rats* (or get some C4 or something)
*takes out 2 machine guns*
*mows down 73 rats and King's arm*

darkdragon99 · Feb 14, 2006, 02:09 PM // 14:09

"full auto ok "

*gets behind the GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm cannon i brought in earler*
*starts shooting rats like it's goin out of style*

(little note for those who don't know that cannon shoots 3900 rounds per minute)

LightningHell · Feb 14, 2006, 02:22 PM // 14:22

*Gets a Candy Cane Machinegun*

*Sees Candy Cane F-16*

Gotta get one of those...